Floating head 

An individual that is only aware of what goes on in their own head. No body awareness to speak of and no concern for the rest of the world. They believe everything they think and don't care to understand anything or anyone else. They don't even understand themselves as they are only in their own head.

Mark is such a floating head. He just knocked that old lady right over to get to the bus and didn't even look to see what he hit.

Floating head by DeathfromAbove July 10, 2018

floating head 

present at warehouse and you are incredibly GAKKED and your head proceeds to float away from the rest of your body.

did you see kenny last night? he was a floating head.

floating head by kris123456 October 15, 2011

floating head 

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.

Daniel has a floating head.

floating head by Daniel May 24, 2004

Floating head 

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

Floating head by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

Floating Head Doctor 

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

Floating Head Doctor by parrappa October 8, 2008

Mario's floating head 

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

Mario's floating head by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

Fload (Floating Head of Death) 

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

Fload (Floating Head of Death) by Snake75 July 9, 2005