Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate

Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass

by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022

the flix syndrome

A rare instance in which a person lacks enough intellect as to make it so others perceive these individuals as being almost chimp-like in behaviour and intelligence.

Some word enough go as far as to say such a comparison is insulting to ape kind everywhere. A flix syndrome sufferer truly has no hope of surving alone and they are typically seen together in groups playing 'catch the shit' and 'where is my penis, it's too small to see'

Hot goth 1 "Do you see this man trying to have sexual relations with a cardboard cutout of famed paedophile Umar Patel?"

Hot goth 2 "he is surely suffering with the flix syndrome"

Fuck you, flix

by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022

FelixSyndrome

1. Inability to take advantage of a successfully sure thing

2. A crippling disease where the patient is unaware of a positive outcome in there favour.

Felix didnt go over to the drunk, horny girl's house where she was all alone because he didnt know what she meant when she told him " I want you to do me" - FelixSyndrome

Felix decline free movie tickets because he didnt know the times of the movies or which movie to see. Another case of FelixSyndrome

by Karm Ciagar March 4, 2009