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Flavor Flav 

A man who's ugly, old, talks like he has no education but gets hella bitches for unknown reasons.
"Flavor Flav, there's nothing physically or mentally attractive about you but I want to have sex with you."

"Flavor Flaaaav!"
Flavor Flav by Juh-rae rae February 23, 2008

flavor flav 

The hurtest most ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen. I have seen some ugly people in my life but flavor flav just topped that and i think he'll be holding his place for a long while. Its easy to see why these girls want him, for this money and fame.
Flavor flav reminds me of a skinny gorilla.

Flavor flav is butt ugly.
flavor flav by dumbdigitydum April 3, 2007

flavor flav 

He is a goofy looking rapper who wears huge clocks as necklaces and very odd headgear which some would wear for Halloween. He is also the star of the show, The Flavor of Love.
Pumkin spit on New York. And I bet Flav was thinking, Flavor Flav!!!!
flavor flav by cheekomeeko January 17, 2007

Flavor Flav 

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.
Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?
Flavor Flav by The Flying 69 May 29, 2008

flavor flav 

The goofiest member of Public Enemy; Chuck D's side kick.
Flavor Flav on the high tip, I'm your hydrate, so take a big sip.
flavor flav by Danny Peterson January 5, 2004

flavor flav 

The Cold Lamper - The Joker - The Juice - Sparkplug


The one and only Duracell; he keeps going, never stops

Practically the inventor of the rap sidekick and hype man, but took it to another level entirely

Controversial with reputed run ins with the law and street demons

Recently released his long awaited solo project appropriately titled, It's About Time

Enough Public Enemy songs recorded for a best of Flavor Flav disc; A list of Flavor Flav joints is bound to start any ____

Predecessor to Old Dirty Bastard of Wu Tang, Busta Rhymes, and creator of crazy styles now commonplace in the diversity of hip hop.


Visit Flavor Flav's Official Site at www.flavorflav.com...
Dat rhyme by Flavor Flav was ill yo!
flavor flav by Chester July 27, 2003