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Flat as a board

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 02, 2021

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flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 07, 2004

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flat as a board

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004

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a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 13, 2005

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