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Flasub CEO of skalafrent bestfriends with brayfston and Fluads all of them are the leaders of WPC ( wiener pee central). Flasub is super fucking weird , funny asf, speaks fluent skalafrent.
Fluads: Yo brayfston when da ous Flasub here innaous!?

Brayfston: Fi do stro every body finna be hyped tho.
flasub by Flasub November 29, 2022
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russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

Flashbooking 

A mash-up of "flashback" and "Facebooking." Occurs when a friend likes/comments on an embarrassing Facebook status or photo from many years ago, causing it to go to everyone's newsfeed, thus making the person ashamed of their stupidity/awful haircut/mirror selfie.
Erica was Flashbooking last night and got me good. I forgot I still had those selfie's from high school bandcamp on my Facebook.
Flashbooking by The Pilge April 17, 2014

mental flashbang 

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.
Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"
mental flashbang by dpgf April 15, 2021

Flashbanged 

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
Flashbanged by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

Flashbang 

When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
Yo dan I flashbanged your nan last night
Flashbang by Master jacker July 31, 2020

Vietnam Flashback 

When you remember a (usually) traumatic experience and disconnect all outside distractions.
Ariana: I think Mikey is high..
Justin: Nah, she is having a Vietnam Flashback from when she was on Hannah Montana.
Selena: I get it. Disney is awful.
Ariana: Yeah, Nickelodeon is better.