Flash fried

Hair that is overly burnt from hot irons or straighteners, or chemical use such as dyes

Have you seen Haley recently, her hair is totally flash fried

Flash fried by crackers7 January 28, 2022

flashfriend

A summer love but within the realms of platonic friendship. A close, fun friendship that is great for a season but soon evaporates into the cloud of memories that is, "what once was".

A flashfriend is someone you spend every day and night with for all of 3-6 months; hanging out, watching movies, talking about every subject known to man, etc... As soon as soon as the above mentioned time period ends, they disappear. You simply wave to one another from across the hall in passing and wonder what happened.

flashfriend by werenotemoanymore March 7, 2010

flashfiredog 

I was told that because of this man there is a gargoyle missing on a French cathedral.

A flashfiredog is an infamous male.

flashfiredog by CerebrumFracture July 27, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012