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The skin between a ladies vagine(flange) and arse

flange & arse = FLARSE
Denise had been to work all day with tights on and was sweaty.
She especially had a stinky sweaty FLARSE

When Denise was wiping her bum she wiped the wrong way and got shit all over her FLARSE.
This should never be done!
flarse by Kellikellyp December 15, 2013
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flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

ham flaps 

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
ham flaps by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

jazz flaps

Those delicious wet lips between the thighs of a ripe young woman.
God, I'd love to have a nosh on Jenny's jazz flaps
jazz flaps by cuffers July 9, 2010
The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.
The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.
FLARMS by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007

Pussy Flares 

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019