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Flaming Turtle 

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
Flaming Turtle by The Diz July 2, 2008
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Flaming Turtle

when you’re fucking a girl from the back and she starts to shit so you proceed to light the shit on fire and jam it back in her ass
“i was with my moms sister the other night bro and shit was getting heated when i was smacking that shit from the back like prime shaq until i saw a turd lookin back at me so i had to hit the flaming turtle on that hoe.”

The Flaming Turtle 

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.
I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.
The Flaming Turtle by quasdn December 22, 2016
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