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Definitions by cuckmaster6000

Caboose moose

When you’re fucking a girl in the car and your hairy ass presses against the window
“Yeah man we were fucking and this lady walked by and saw my hairy ass pressed against the window… whole caboose moose back there.”

California cat tail

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and her pubes are so long that you start shoving them in there so your dick gets covered in hair and looks like a cat’s tail.
“Meemaw hasn’t shaved since ‘73 and we got a bit heated… she gave me a fucking california cat tail”

Flaming Turtle

when you’re fucking a girl from the back and she starts to shit so you proceed to light the shit on fire and jam it back in her ass
“i was with my moms sister the other night bro and shit was getting heated when i was smacking that shit from the back like prime shaq until i saw a turd lookin back at me so i had to hit the flaming turtle on that hoe.”