Flaming Turd 

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

Flaming Turd by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

Flaming whale turd 

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

Flaming whale turd by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010

Flamingo turd 

Chewed up and spit out bubble gum on the pavement.

I stepped in a flamingo turd while walking back to my car.

Flamingo turd by RickyDash September 24, 2009