Flame Wash

When a person pretends to wash his hands by passing them through a faucet stream akin to a person passing his hands through a flame without burning himself.

Wow...that guy just exited the stall and flame washed his hands before returning to work in the kitchen.

by SINJim July 13, 2025

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023