Flakey Jakey Share definition Flag A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it. “Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.” Flakey Jakey by Truffle pig December 15, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Flakey Jakey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch