Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Flakeycakey

When you have a buildup of dry skin and makeup on your face. Thus the Flakey (dry skin) and cakey (built up makeup). A synonym may be Crustcakey

Friend 1:*shows up at school*
Friend 2:“Your skin is so FlakeyCakey you need lotion and some new foundation”

by FoamySope February 13, 2020