A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga March 29, 2016
Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.
by Tielur July 20, 2011
by J. Cusbin June 30, 2022
The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.
Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity
Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity
“Toby said:
-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”
-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”
by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019
by Kingrobotic666 September 16, 2018