v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
by goddamncousin January 31, 2011
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