FiveM players

Fucking faggot ass loser ass kids that sit on the game all day and buy hacks because they are so fucking dogshit, and can't get good at a game. They call you ass even though they can literally see you through walls, and their crosshair locks on to your head. They have an ego over a video game and call you a random on discord even though it's literally just a fucking video game. They are so obnoxious and usually have a nerd ass voice because they talk shit to you whilst their balls haven't even dropped. If you try report them, the fuck ass admins of the server do not do their job and ban them even though you send an full blown proof that one of these faggot ass kids is cheating on their server.

FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.

"me and my friends are fivem players"
"you are all fucking losers"

by ihaveaura9421 February 25, 2025

Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019