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Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

fishfingers 

The results of fingering a woman. Called fishfingers due the the smell of fish from the womans pussy left on the fingers.
Aw man! I got fishfingers after fingering jessica last night. I need to wash my hands!

Harry Fistinger 

The act of inserting the fist into a female's vaginal region who hasn't shaved her pubic hair in months.
Janelle relaxed on the sofa as her boyfriend welcomed her babyhole to a Harry Fistinger.
Harry Fistinger by Felkon March 30, 2010

fisfinger 

Fisinger is an action by a person who sits on a sofa (with a MacBook Pro on his lap), and calmly farts in his hands in pride and joy, while looking into another person's soul while doing that. The term stems from the 1969 James Bond movie titled "Goldfinger" merged from the Norwegian word fart. Merged together "is" and "finger" , hence "Fisfinger".
Ahh man, when I took a Tommy Lee on my local girl last night, I took a peek out of the window and saw a lad sitting in an Aston Martin and he pulled a fisfinger.
fisfinger by dwarfmaster98 May 20, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026