fisher-price 

1. A popular kids toy manafacturer

2. to insult something, as if it was childlike

1. Fisher-price make some weird toys

2. That software looks so fisher-price mate - go find a new skin for it.

2. Your mother couldnt work a VCR even if it was made by fisher-price

fisher-price by Richieeee August 3, 2004

fisher-price 

to explain something in a very very simple language.

particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.

fisher-price this for me

fisher-price by Anugrah August 31, 2016

Fisher price 

When somthing is defined as crappy, cheap or, boring

Person#1 Hey did you like that concert

Person# 2 not really I thought it was kinda Fisher price

Fisher price by Don god June 25, 2018

Fisher Price 

Referring to someone who is hot but under the age of 18. Or something that is not made to last.

Bruh Bruh that sluther right their is hella Fisher Price, fresh off the swings!

OR

Man this plastic watch I got from China is hella Fisher Price.

Fisher Price by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.

The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."

Fisher Price It Up by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009

Fisher Price Oven 

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.

Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.

Fisher Price Oven by tokie_kitten January 21, 2011