Fish wacking 

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.

Fish wacking by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Mexican Wanking Fish 

1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

Mexican Wanking Fish by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006

walking my fish 

Larnie Carr, the founder and developer over the term "Walking my fish".

This term is most commonly used to subliminalize the explicity of female masturbation. This term is most commonly used as a joke by males.

Larnie Carr: hold dafuq up. there is a emo porn site...gurl im gonna have to get back to ya later I gotta like walk my fish or something.

Larnie Carr: back from walking my fish.

walking my fish by Some beaner on the internet January 23, 2014

Walking the Fish 

When your smoking the gonjah, but you can't let people know your smoking because of TWITCH ToS

Them - What are you doing with your WebCam off?
Me- I'm just walking the fish bro.

Walking the Fish by UnholyLuci June 17, 2020

Walking My Fish 

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

Walking My Fish by Pialinist July 22, 2024