telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

by Grungymuddy February 08, 2021

National Filet o’ Fish Day

April 15th is when you protect and attack peoples asscheeks

I’m excited for National Filet o’ Fish Day

by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls April 11, 2019

fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 January 01, 2022

Fish day

(ofishal fish day) is on the 24 september, where everyone must where something to do with a fish, bonus points for something really big like fish shoes or a costume, or something really small like a really detailed big fish drawing on the forehead. This was made to celebrate the day of the fish and make fun of the all lives matter campaign due to the sea turtles.

Collette: Did you know that fish day is on your birthday? It ruined it!
Sophia: I know, it made it 10x better!

by BrokenButNotDeadYet July 02, 2020

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 03, 2023

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 01, 2018

Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.

Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.

by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024