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First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.
Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.
by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019
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First Mouth

Another name for the Belly Button.

- Kaytea F.
by Let'sTouch July 8, 2018
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first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.
First month free is coll
by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017
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First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state
She is the first mother of the President of the US
by Maria F. March 26, 2022
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Fist to mouth resusitation

A few light slams to the gob of an aching for it recipient , to bring them back to reality .
To hit a person in the mouth with a closed fist as a punishment. Fist to mouth resusitation.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss March 20, 2021
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Fist in mouth

to do something stupid, that is almost impossible to do
he put his fist in mouth when he asked that high class girl out on a date
by fanforfan May 3, 2024
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first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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