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Impossible Firehose 

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
Impossible Firehose by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

firehose 

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")
Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.
firehose by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018

release the firehose

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.
release the firehose by bragaboy February 14, 2014

Firehose Ass 

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
Firehose Ass by parasite30 July 15, 2009

drinking from the firehose 

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated
I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

German Firehose 

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.
My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.