Fire hazard

A Red Head, Ginger, a person with flaming hair

Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan

Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair

by wport10 September 04, 2008

Fire hazard

a person who is always in the way and is stupid enough to piss off wrong people

jesus this person is such a freakin fire hazard

Eric Taylor

by Iroh December 16, 2008

fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

by Arman Java April 28, 2006

fire hazard

Someone who, intentionally or unintentionally, has a tendency to block exits and/or pathways.

Sam is such a fire hazard.

by yourcomradesnow May 17, 2021

fire hazard

A really hot woman.

That girl is so hot she's a fire hazard.

by Mattwasnothere May 15, 2013

Fire Hazard

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

by alfalfa31 January 04, 2017

fire hazard

An antisocial, depressed, mentally unstable teenager who spends his freetime playing popular Steam game "Garry's Mod", and managing a roleplay server. He is obsessed and fantasizes about large penis' as he has a micro dong.

"Yo, Chad, did you hear about Steven cutting his wrists and being salty?"
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."

by snapchatstreaks October 15, 2017