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Fire Bag 

Using two condoms and putting heat cream in between.
Guy: Johnny hooked up with her last night.
Friend: It's OK, I'll just Fire Bag it.
Guy: What's that?
Friend: Double bag it with heat cream in between. If one breaks, you'll know about it.
Fire Bag by Ageffa April 28, 2010
Words you can keep

fire bag 

"You could smoke a fire bag yeah, of grass yeah."
Juvenile - "Back That Thang Up."
fire bag by Fetus Cumsicle December 30, 2006

Fire Fan Bag 

A game started by guys involving 1) alcohol, 2) boredom, 3) plastic grocery bag, 4) ceiling fan, 5) lighter fluid, and 6) a golf club.

To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)

Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
"It looks like we have a few minutes to waste before we go to the bars and attempt to pick up chicks... let's play fire fan bag!"
Fire Fan Bag by mhackett7 October 10, 2007

flaming ball bag that is on fire 

botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire

Firebagged 

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.
1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."
Firebagged by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

Firebagger 

A person nominally of the political left viewed as excessively critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to reflexively or obsessively criticize him and seemingly not other political figures. Etymology: Jane Hamsher's popular, left-leaning FireDogLake blog was regarded by Democratic moderates as having gone around the bend in being hypercritical, such as when Hamsher appeared on Fox News to denounce Obama's Health Care Bill, got involved with Neocon zealot Grover Norquist and even reportedly Tea Party activists. Thus, <b>FireDogLake + Teabagger. </b>
"Firebaggers are just pissed because Obama hasn’t invited them into the Whitehouse and/or isn’t the Great Liberal Savior they thought he was going to be (depending on the firebagger doing the bitching)."

NOTE: I tried several links to sources but links are rejected here; the term Firebagger can easily be googled.
Firebagger by Overreach THIS! May 18, 2010
TRIGGER WARNING: INDECENT DEFINITION!!!

The sack that holds testicles. It's nasty hellish name comes from the fact that they burn like fuck when kicked.
Please do not kick people's firebags. IT BURNS LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!
Firebag by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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