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Grady Finney 

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.
"Who's that meme-worthy dude juggling footballs?
"Why, that's good ol' Grady Finney!"
Grady Finney by ShilPhift March 12, 2019

Finney Time 

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
Finney Time by yellow yeti November 9, 2012

Finneyistic 

Misspeaking one or multiple words in a sentence, or misrepresenting the sentence by forgoing the intended pacing of the sentence.
That's quite the finneyistic sentence, you want to try that again?
Finneyistic by m o n k h a u s September 2, 2018

Finneytown 

An inner ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio that went from middle class white to hardcore gangbangin territory over the course of 5-10 years.
A 1998 graduate of Finneytown High School most likely would've gone to Ohio St. for college, graduated with honors and went on to live the average upper middle class lifestyle with the two-story house, nice job, nice kids, etc.

A 2008 graduate of Finneytown would...
-be lucky to go college at all, most likely a community college
-live in Finneytown for a disproportionate amount of the rest of their life
-have a kid not too long after graduation
-get heavily involved with drugs or alcohol
-gangbang
-bring property values down tremendously
Finneytown by Rob Hardbody November 27, 2009

david finney 

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him
Girl 1: that guy is so amazing i have a huge crush on him
Girl 2: he must be a David Finney
A improbably large quantity of alcohol.
"Dude, that chick just drank like 3 finneys of jack"
Finney by mountaingeek September 30, 2009