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Grady Finney 

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.
"Who's that meme-worthy dude juggling footballs?
"Why, that's good ol' Grady Finney!"
Grady Finney by ShilPhift March 12, 2019

Finney Time 

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
Finney Time by yellow yeti November 9, 2012

Finneyistic 

Misspeaking one or multiple words in a sentence, or misrepresenting the sentence by forgoing the intended pacing of the sentence.
That's quite the finneyistic sentence, you want to try that again?
Finneyistic by m o n k h a u s September 2, 2018

Finneytown 

An inner ring suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio that went from middle class white to hardcore gangbangin territory over the course of 5-10 years.
A 1998 graduate of Finneytown High School most likely would've gone to Ohio St. for college, graduated with honors and went on to live the average upper middle class lifestyle with the two-story house, nice job, nice kids, etc.

A 2008 graduate of Finneytown would...
-be lucky to go college at all, most likely a community college
-live in Finneytown for a disproportionate amount of the rest of their life
-have a kid not too long after graduation
-get heavily involved with drugs or alcohol
-gangbang
-bring property values down tremendously
Finneytown by Rob Hardbody November 27, 2009

david finney 

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him
Girl 1: that guy is so amazing i have a huge crush on him
Girl 2: he must be a David Finney
A improbably large quantity of alcohol.
"Dude, that chick just drank like 3 finneys of jack"
Finney by mountaingeek September 30, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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