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Finger Paint 

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)
"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)
Finger Paint by Mr Blobby October 11, 2004
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Finger Paint 

The act of wiping your fingers on a girls back or legs, after you have been finger banging her.
Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....
Finger Paint by FingerXpress January 13, 2011

finger paint 

To put your fingers up a female's vagina to make her orgasm.
finger paint by Carmina September 6, 2006

finger paint 

the act of dipping your penis in ink and slapping the face of the victim
talk to me like that again and we'll go finger paint in the closet
finger paint by uncle gleno November 8, 2009

finger paint facial 

having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand
Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!
finger paint facial by jonpeg June 13, 2011

Finger Paint'n 

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.
Finger Paint'n by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019

4 girls finger paint 

internet video where 4 girls finger paint with shit. to start the first girl shits on another girls asshole. one girl leans in to eat the shit and play with it in her mouth. then they rub the shit on there fingers and proceed to finger paint there bodies with it. afterwards one girl pukes on the shit and ass. to top it off one girl pukes in another girls mouth. the end.
guy 1 "hey bro check out this vid 4 girls finger paint"

guy 2 "ok ill google it when i get home"

guy 2 "wtf is wrong with you dude"

guy 1 "pretty fucked up right?"
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