When you are Finnlightened you are accepting into the cul- I mean religion. You are a worshipper of Finn (AKA God) and you are officially a fellow human and a coward. Thank you and good day.
The worlds best religion, we worship our god, Finn. If you are not finnlightend you need a better life.
Person 1: do you worship Finn?
Person 2: yeah I’m Finnlightened, are you?
Person 3: no, what does that mean?
Person 2: it means you are not worthy of knowing.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).