Fijib 

The piece of skin under one's fingernails

Dammit i have ketchup and sand in my Fijib

Fijib by Joseph Pope June 29, 2012

Fiji-ing 

The act of getting your back blown out while eating a ketchup pizza in Fiji.

I dropped my pizza with ketchup on the floor after Fiji-ing in the hotel room last night and all I had to clean it up was a squeegee.

Fiji-ing by KYR Carlos February 5, 2021

Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

Jukebox Filibuster 

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.

Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

Jukebox Filibuster by The Achievers March 12, 2013

Filibanter 

Filibanter; banter that fills time; also the act of participating in unplanned banter that is so intense that two or more individuals fail to fulfil the original intention of their meeting.

Derived from combining 'filibuster' (a word used in political science); purposely extending debate in a legislative assembly in order to waste time and prevent a vote, and 'Banter'; general hilarity/shenanigans. So, 'filibuster'+'banter' = filibanter.

Example A:
Guy 1: "Do you remember that time we were meant to go to the game, but we just filibantered too much and forgot to go!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that banter was too intense, some unbelievable shenanigans!"

Example B:
Guy 1: "Bro, we need to kill two hours.."
Guy 2: "It's ok, we can filibanter!"

Filibanter by Ol_ December 16, 2013

A Fiji Water 

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal

“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”

A Fiji Water by squacoon October 17, 2018

Fiji Water

Bottled water which very much like Starbucks, has a become a status symbol among the general wealthy population.

Across the nation, the aqua-elite flock to water bars, where instead of tasting shiraz and pinot noir, they swish and sip $5 bottles of Voss or Fiji Water.

But despite all the recent splash, many experts still conclude that water is just water.

Fiji Water by Van Der Brink December 9, 2008