Fignort

Two pigtail type hair buns worn on the top of the head. Popular in the late 90s. Frequently seen in Delia*s catalogues.

She wore her hair in fignorts every Friday.

by Dar828 October 18, 2020

fignorant

A contraction of sorts, combining two words: fucking and ignorant. A simpler and more direct way of describing a persons mental density, especially when there are small ears about that maybe shouldnt hear certain swear words. Usually reserved for those who excel at being ignorant, especially used on the road behind someone who doesnt know a turn signal from a canuter valve, much less common courtesy and basic traffic rules. Can be used in other venues and situations where a person displays stupendous amounts of ignorance far beyond that of mere morons.

Do you know what a turn signal is? What are you, fignorant?

by Billy Millions August 27, 2006

finortnort

A person who smells bicycle seats.

The finortnort was banned from the used bike shop.

by Mr. Buster March 21, 2011

fignorris

the study of mushrooms

dude go fignorris them shrooms

by Kalie Grace January 9, 2007

fignorass

fucking + ignorant + ass = fignorass

Marcus fucking Trevor is a fignorass

by hahhahahahahlol November 6, 2017

finnorted

adjective used to describe messy, unkempt hair sticking up in an odd way

What's with your hair? It's all finnorted.

by Crackrock Canfield November 10, 2011

fignostril

A snooty person who is stuck up and looks down at others not of the same ilk. A friend and I made reservations to eat in a high end restaurant when we walked an older coupled looked at us and apparently didn't think we belonged. The woman made a face crunched up her nose and made an audible hmmph sound. My friend said "What is she doing trying to blow a fig out of her nose"? This also was quite audible. The woman then said "That's disgusting" to which I replied "You're the fignostral"

Don't bother talking to him he's stuck up and will only look down on you, a real fignostril.

by hoparound February 9, 2021