When a co-worker seduces your taste buds with a new fruit snack called Figgy Pops and you become addicted to them instantaneously. Side effects may include blurred vision, drooling, mismatched flip flops, wearing shorts backwards upon exiting home for the store and being overheard at work asking yourself "Figgy! Where are you?"
That poor bloke was introduced to Figgy Pops in the office recently and has never been the same. They say he's suffering from Figgypopitis and its almost incurable. There are two known remedies, one of which is a constant supply of Figgy Pops...
by Iamroastbeef October 3, 2018