Someone who does something stupid or idiotic. Taken from the comedic name of Los Angels of Anaheim player, Chone Figgins, after he botched several plays during the 2004 MLB post season.

That figgins, Dave, drank too much and threw up all over the bar.

figgins by KevinD April 17, 2006

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figgins

Started in 2004
When you find a game online that you think is really good, you send your friends the link and hype it so much everyone can't wait to play it.
Only problem is its shit, doesnt even work online, and its shit. And it doesn't beat Infantry, ever.

I figginsed it
You really pulled a Figgins

figgins by Hibbso September 21, 2004

Figgins face

When someone makes a face to make another person feel like an idiot.

It was derived from the name Chone Figgins.

Tatsuma gave Enrique the figgins face because he was being a scrub like he always does.

Figgins face by Onii13 November 27, 2007

Davante Figgins

The coolest and most strongest man ever made. He’s a 5’6 man with power and might that no other man has. He is higher than man, and god.

Joe:Hey watch out Davante Figgins might be lurking around

Terry: Yeah word on the street is that he has a mighty penis.

Davante Figgins by Chilibutter9191920 December 12, 2021

Chone Figgins

The term used for a female with male parts. Her male parts are a Chone Figgins. (Ch-own)

Also a baseball player.

I thought my roommate was a girl until I noticed the bulge in her pants, then I realized she had a Chone Figgins.

Chone Figgins by manbearpig098345 May 6, 2009

chone figgins

Term used for a male being masturbated through his jeans. (Pronounced Cho-Nee Figguns)

Also the name of a famous baseball player.
(Pronounced Sha-On)

Dude, she gave me a chone figgins!

chone figgins by willbf July 3, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026