A sock or towel used in jacking off to eliminate hand to penis contact. Normally found in bunks in jail cells, boy scout camps, and tour bus bunks. They should always be handled with gloves or a stick due to the nature of the goo they normally contain.
Why are there socks in all the bunks? Don't touch them, they're fi-fi bags!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.