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Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.
It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.
by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026
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