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Fiferous 

1. Facetious in a conniving way, all while grinning with a stupid, shit-eating smile—one that involves the whole face, including the eyes, in a disingenuous display of faux sincerity. So infuriating it makes you want to commit war crimes.

2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.

3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.
🔹 "That fiferous prick just told me ‘not to worry’ about the project he forgot to submit—while smiling like he just won the lottery."

🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."

🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."
Fiferous by Dr. Dragan March 1, 2025
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Fiberous Mosgrove 

Pubic hair that grows in thicker, longer, and less curly when you are on a high fiber diet.
Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he got fiberous mosgrove.
Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McClugers: Must be from that new diet he’s on.
Fiberous Mosgrove by Possum Brown December 22, 2024
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Fiberous Mosgrove 

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.
Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.
Fiberous Mosgrove by Possum Brown December 22, 2024
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