FieldEdge

A software company that will push you to the limits of sanity! "Get FieldEdge", they said. "It practically does everything for you", they said. "...so LOGICALLY designed", they said. "...we will integrate all your data for you", they said.

Immediately after the purchase of this software your will is fated to be broken. Your career choice will be questioned! Your sanity will be questioned...by your coworkers...your boss....even FieldEdge themselves. ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU! MADNESS!!

Meghan: "Donna doesn't look so good.....has she been logged into FieldEdge all day?"
Justin: "No wonder!! That FieldEdge will drive anyone batshit crazy!"

FieldEdge by 2BorNot2BDlee August 26, 2024

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fitledge

Like a ledge, but fit aswell. A quick way of describing a person (usually male) who is good looking, cool, hot body and popular.

"Shes going out with him, hes a fitledge"
"Mate, we are basicly fitledges now"

fitledge by Edward Taylor November 7, 2007

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fielded

Getting indirectly asked, in a carefully planned, roundabout way, whether one is homosexual, whether through intricate conversation or sending out friends as emmissaries.

The other day at Denny's, I saw a trucker get fielded by a scene kid.

fielded by Luis Anderson January 13, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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