FieldEdge

A software company that will push you to the limits of sanity! "Get FieldEdge", they said. "It practically does everything for you", they said. "...so LOGICALLY designed", they said. "...we will integrate all your data for you", they said.

Immediately after the purchase of this software your will is fated to be broken. Your career choice will be questioned! Your sanity will be questioned...by your coworkers...your boss....even FieldEdge themselves. ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU! MADNESS!!

Meghan: "Donna doesn't look so good.....has she been logged into FieldEdge all day?"
Justin: "No wonder!! That FieldEdge will drive anyone batshit crazy!"

FieldEdge by 2BorNot2BDlee August 26, 2024

fitledge 

Like a ledge, but fit aswell. A quick way of describing a person (usually male) who is good looking, cool, hot body and popular.

"Shes going out with him, hes a fitledge"
"Mate, we are basicly fitledges now"

fitledge by Edward Taylor November 7, 2007

fielded 

Getting indirectly asked, in a carefully planned, roundabout way, whether one is homosexual, whether through intricate conversation or sending out friends as emmissaries.

The other day at Denny's, I saw a trucker get fielded by a scene kid.

fielded by Luis Anderson January 13, 2008