Field Car 

Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.

Milner: I'm not surprised that your driving a field car.
Bob: Field Car? Whats a Field Car?
Milner: Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow

Field Car by John Milner's Coupe August 25, 2010

Car field 

Another word for road or street.

Yea man it’s right on the main car field then turn left.

Car field by Hannahisntreal May 22, 2022

Field Card 

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

Field Card by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

Carty Field Linebacker

Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?

Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?

Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.

Carty Field Linebacker by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023