fibs 

Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.

Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!

fibs by SaltyShotgun September 28, 2007

FIBS 

Fucking Itchy Balls Syndrome.

FIBS usually doesn't occur in private, but most likely during a family dinner, a formal event, or something similar. Symptoms include uncomfortably itchy scrotum/pubic area, awkward lower body movement/squirming, and near uncontrollable urge to thrust hand in pants and scratch scrotum/pubic area.

"Dude, why are you fuckin dancing around like that?"

"I got a bad case of FIBS, man."

"Fuckin scratch them, idiot."

"I can't while we're taking the fucking prom picture asshole."

FIBS by Riley July 20, 2004

FIBS 

When your ass itches before, after or both after taking a runny shit. It sometimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to get it resolved. Fucking itchy but syndrome.

I've got the fibs after those wings last night.

FIBS by Joe sikorski February 5, 2007

FIBS 

Fat Incompetent Ball Sack

Gibbs is such a FIBS... he can never do anything right

FIBS by Jeff Morrow June 11, 2007

FIBS 

Fuck I been Shot

ask,Ever heard of FIBS,then pull trigger.

FIBS by Arcsmith May 2, 2019

FIBS

Fry’s in bag syndrome

Tony geting older and giveing up on life ahhhh might be FIBS

Had a bad night at the casino might be FIBS for me

FIBS by POLOFLAME December 2, 2025

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

Funeral Fibs by SensualOne March 28, 2012