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fetus face 

Someone who has a face so ugly or disfigured that it looks like they have a fetus attached to, or a fetus for a face
Hey, whats up Fetus Face?!?

true story, this lady that works at mcdonalds looks like a fetus face
fetus face by 98tadriver March 15, 2008

fetus face 

rocky o'reillys pub in praugue. Oppenheimer play there.
shit, he broke the glass with his fetus face.
fetus face by germaynian October 17, 2008

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK 

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's

foetus face 

This is a rare term used to mock/describe a male who has not devloped any signs of facial hair even though they have hit puberty.
Wow look at Justin Beiber he's got a bit of a foetus face.
-OR-
Look at that 18 year old he's still got a bit of a foetus face.
foetus face by catskins-atkins March 31, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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