Fernbillie
A balder gentlemen whom portrays their maturity, through the art of bodybuilding, by delaying raw intercourse, choking down epimedium, and silencing the critics
Hey, hey, hey…you see that fernbillie over there. They can out-tax everyone else around them by not even trying. I wonder what it’d cost the mall to dismember the carousel, to put a fernbillie on stage, and let everyone else watch them go to town.
Fernbillie by UrsulaCursula April 4, 2026
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