Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

by Club 333 February 23, 2005

fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

fence post

Someone that is hard headed and will argue for no good reason.

Dan argues with anyone... he is a fence post.

by LongStation May 20, 2008

Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

Fence Post

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

shitelbowvaginaorgasmfarmfence post

by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010

Wyoming Fence Post

In Female-to-Male (FTM) transsexuals, any type of penile prosthesis, especially those made of silicone that are made to extend and retract to simulate an erection in the by the owner's manipulation.

"Holy shit! Look at the bulge in her pants! I'm pretty sure she's packing a Wyoming Fence Post!"

by PNC Oy! December 17, 2012