Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

by Club 333 February 23, 2005

Fence Post

Used to describe a close minded person that will argue for the sake of arguing. They will take a stance against you regardless of the information presented, accuracy is not important. If proven wrong via facts, they will continue to argue and/or attempt to move the conversation to a different topic.

This Reddit user is a fence post. Move along and stop wasting your time.

by Kint Macedonia October 29, 2019

Fence Post

When a man or woman inserts their elbow into a womans vagina whilst they shit.

shitelbowvaginaorgasmfarmfence post

by Gizzmiester 3000 May 18, 2010

fence posts

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.

Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.

by phat dave August 22, 2007

Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

fence posts

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.

Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.

by phat dave August 22, 2007

fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003