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Yeah I seen lara, she's over there femaling the shelves
Femaling by Cupcakes August 18, 2015

Fetaling 

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position
After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.
Fetaling by Tinder Troll October 21, 2016

fealings 

Fealings are emotions that people feal and go threw,if you here words from your mind they are not suppose to be your fealings,they should be called spiritually thoghts,if you did see spiritual thoghts; check with yourself too make sure its what you actually want to feel,humans shouldint here their concious,their concious is suppose too be their fealings,what they go threw and ehat they rember.
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famalingus 

Just for the close g's/Homies

(Made by Ching Chong And chuggie Lover)
'Why, hello, famalingus.''
''Sup, my g''.
famalingus by -ChuggieLover March 12, 2018
The act where a woman either physically or mentally fondles you to get a compliant result.

Femdle
Femdle'd
"I was at the pub and this chick femdle'd me. Pressed herself against me and asked me to buy her a drink... never seen her before that."
"Oh I hate that, What did you do?"
"I bought her a drink. I'm not blind to a good femdling."
Femdling by Maxo_Q February 7, 2021

Fetalingus 

The act or process of attempting cunnilingus while female projects a fetus at high speed into mouth of innocent cunniling-guy.
"By gollie Jeffery, I was trying to perform cunnilingus on Peggy-Sue when a fetus flew into my face! Thats Fetalingus!"
Fetalingus by Dick-Cheney July 12, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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