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female smegma

female smegma is a whitish deposit that naturaly builds up around the folds of the clitoral hood and other folds of the female genital organs, if insufficient cleaning of the area takes place. (bit like cottage cheese)Washing with warm water is the usual means of cleansing.
A deposit of white material around the clitoris and the hood is usualy a sign of build up of female smegma
female smegma by steph_uk March 19, 2008
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female smegma

The disgusting white stuff women get around between the fleshy vagina lips and the big hairy ones, clean it away before shagging unless you want your boyfriend to vomit. Produced by a gland on the outside of vagina.
I've got some smeg on me i just need to clean it away.
female smegma by Ooohmakemecomebaby December 20, 2004
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