FEMA

The Building Contractors are using the FEMA solution to rebuild New Orleans.

by Clark77494 December 21, 2006

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

by ilona January 23, 2006

femae

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

by Carlos Thomas June 26, 2007

Government Agency despised by people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

FEMA isn't a first responder agency, jackass. All disasters are local.

by ttc2301 February 14, 2008

nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

by big_tits_magee December 15, 2005

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan September 22, 2008