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Fellatio Fish 

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.
That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.

The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.
Fellatio Fish by Sizzy H February 20, 2011
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Fellatio Fish 

Named after the McDonald’s burger, Filet o’ Fish, the Fellatio Fish is when a woman’s vaginal district is too smelly, similar to that odour of a fish, that you do not want to go anywhere near it and would rather her felate you instead.
Mike: “ay bruh did you hit it last night”

Twiz: “nah bruh she hasn’t showered in weeks. I had to get some of that Fellatio Fish”

Fellatio Fish 

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.
That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.

The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.
Fellatio Fish by Sizzy H February 21, 2011

Fish fellatio 

1. A secret from the dollar menu

2. The act of being blown by a fish

3. The act of blowing a fish... up. (or down, either way)

4. A sucky job done by a blowfish
1. Custoner: Can i get a Fish Fellatio?
Cashier: Grilled, fried, or blown?

2. Fish fellatio is only good if it's a Trout or salmon - guppies don't work too well

3. There were chunks of tuna everywhere after the fish fellatio
Fish fellatio by a fwigga July 22, 2010

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026