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Acronym for Facts Equal Liberal Kryptonite. Used by the radical right wing fringe to imply that progressives or liberals cannot handle the truth and do not have the facts.
"Treefriend is a bigger felk than Jessie Jackson Jr."
felk by Treefriend December 23, 2008
Related Words
Joanne "you damn felk"
Ralph waxy diggles Martinez "but he likes it!"
felk by auntie rae May 6, 2005

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol
felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.
Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."
Lord Felker by Charlip February 8, 2007
the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.
hahaha that felkner screwed me up the butt
felkner by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011
A Patronymic surename created from a form of the medieval personal name "Philip."
It was also a habitational name from a place name in Oxfordshire. Forms of the name such as Filking(es) are found in the region from the 12th and 13th century. First found in Cheshire where they were seated anciently as Lords of the Manor.
" She's very loyal, like a Felkins"
Felkins by Katie Felkins September 28, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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