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Felix Festa 

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool
Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”
Felix Festa by hey?? September 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016