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1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America
Felch has a small willy.
by Tipper September 18, 2004
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To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.
Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers
by mberries July 10, 2008
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To completely engulf something in one's anus
Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out
by Dizeffea October 20, 2003
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sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.
'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'
by char May 18, 2004
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told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.
"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"
by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt July 30, 2006
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