Feeding the Birds

When three or more women lay side by side facing the same direction on a bed with their heads overhanging the edge. The women will keep their mouths open while the man stands in front of them walking back and forth ejaculating into their mouths. The Dutch version where this orginated substituted urine for the semen.

Dude, I went home with those three chicks last night.
Friend, What happened?
Dude, I spent all night feeding the birds!

Feeding the Birds by TruChef May 6, 2011

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Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

Feeding the Birds by MrOCD October 16, 2019

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Feeding the birds

Taking a shit

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.

Feeding the birds by Ripping86 August 1, 2025

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feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.

Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.

feeding the birds nest by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024

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Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

Feeding the baby bird by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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