Fee Fucking

The act of adding excessive or egregious fees to customer accounts.

What a bank or other lender does to garner extra income from borrowers.

I am so tired of Bank of America fee fucking my checking account.

by WitchyD December 21, 2009

Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008