Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by Hanalee March 8, 2006

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by like a viking November 13, 2011

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013

Fetal alcohol syndrome 

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.

Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.

Fetal alcohol syndrome by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023

fetal alcohol syndrome 

This refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent retardation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. This is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause retardation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. Also not to be confused with the similar concepts of "crack babies" or "meth babies," which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology.

The phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually retarded behavior. See alcohol in the blood surrogate.

Did you see that Klan rally on TV yesterday? Talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.

fetal alcohol syndrome by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022