Feargie

Feargal is a difficult man worth holding onto if you believe in miracles (•‿•)
He is great to hug and kiss and can be a reliable shoulder to cry on. Sometimes he will use what you tell him against you though and call it sarcasm coz it sounds more intelligent than just plain mean.
Feargal has had a bumpy ride in life. So before anyone feels the urge to judge or smudge him: lets focus on our own backyards (not mine of course)

Feargie, how you feeling today, luv? Wanna talk about it over a pint of almond milk and gluten-free cookies?

Lay your head on my lap, let me stroke your hair for a bit. You can leave if it gets too much but you can stay as long as you want.

Feargie by Krkič October 12, 2019

do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" 

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" by unlemongoose September 19, 2009

Dirty Fergie 

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.

After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.

Dirty Fergie by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005

fergietime 

Extra time played in a game (esp. soccer) allegedly to allow one favoured side to score a goal and win the game. Refers to Sir Alec Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, who are often perceived to be beneficiaries of extra time goals.

From BBC TV football presenter Gabby Logan - "They're playing Fergietime!!"

United won 2-1 with a goal scored in Fergietime.

fergietime by lovecraft69 January 9, 2010

fergie 

To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.

I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.

fergie by Urban Observer December 26, 2008